Maximilian Clark

I literally said don’t click on that link. What’s wrong with you?!

This could’ve been a virus. Jeeeeeeez. Seriously. Do you just click around willy-nilly on the INTERNET?! Where they literally have videos of sad dogs?

Do you go around the street licking stuff too?

Man. Do better next time.

In fact, let’s practice. This should be easy. It’s not even a big one this time:

Don’t click this link.

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Rent my brain.

Whether you want to impede the spread of fascism or throw a few fart jokes into your script, this dude somehow does either.

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