But it seems smart to have a page for life updates. So if I ever get around to making one with updates. They’ll go here

I finally have a website

For a decade now, people close to me have been complaining that I don’t have a website. Well here it is, amigos. Coming at a somewhat auspicious time as the creative half of me is thriving and the menace side is potentially risking execution under the next regime. Only time will tell how this year…

← Back

Thank you for your response. ✨

Warning
Warning
Warning
Warning.

Rent my brain.

Whether you want to impede the spread of fascism or throw a few fart jokes into your script, this dude somehow does either.

And hey, you’re reading the footer, so here’s a little reward.

The gift of random knowledge