Maximilian Clark

About me? You want more of this? This whole website is about me. Click something else, friend.

Though I guess since you took the time to click on this link you should get something for it.

Here’s some pictures of my dog:

Now use the navigation menu and go somewhere else.

And definitely DO NOT click on the link below:

TAKE ME SOMEWHERE ELSE

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Rent my brain.

Whether you want to impede the spread of fascism or throw a few fart jokes into your script, this dude somehow does either.

And hey, you’re reading the footer, so here’s a little reward.

The gift of random knowledge